Poor Toad: How Stormy Daniels ruined Mario Kart

Mario Kart and Toad are trending — and for all the wrong reasons

Mario Kart and Toad are trending — and for all the wrong reasons

The "Mario Kart" character mentioned by Daniels is most likely Toad, a close associate of Princess Peach and a prominent inhabitant of the Mushroom Kingdom.

America's always been fascinated with the penises of presidents, and Trump himself has openly discussed the size of it, saying he had "no problem" down there, and noting that it was not "small".

While Daniels has certainly alluded to her feelings about the alleged relationship she had with Trump, her new, explicit, and direct comments on the president's anatomy sent Twitter into an early morning tizzy.

The comparison - which highlights Daniels as a gamer - has come to light in the outlines of the couple's alleged sex session in her upcoming tell-all, Full Disclosure.

According to The Guardian, which obtained an advance copy of the book, Daniels leaves little to the imagination in her NSFW, "excruciating" descriptions.

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However, another reader, Matt Ericksen, took a screenshot of the exchange and sent the picture to the Chronicle. Redden claimed that while he understands how his comment could be viewed as racist, that was not his intention.

The adult entertainer states her encounter with the U.S. leader occurred in 2006 at a celebrity golf tournament at Lake Tahoe in California. "It has a huge mushroom head".

"He knows he has an unusual penis".

Daniels writes that Trump was never actually interested in becoming president.

The 39-year-old also claims "he doesn't even want to be president" and further alleges Trump offered to help her "cheat" on The Apprentice.

She confessed it was "morbid curiosity" that took her to Trump's hotel room, later explaining that her experience with him was "normal person sex". She then goes on to say that Trump's penis was "smaller than average" but "not freakishly small". "We can devise your technique", said Trump to Daniels over their after-affair calls.

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