‘Saturday Night Live’ discusses Jeff Bezos’ private matter in new cold open

SNL’s ‘Meet the Press’ Cold Open Obsesses Over Jeff Bezos’ Penis: ‘Small Potatoes’

SNL’s ‘Meet the Press’ Cold Open Obsesses Over Jeff Bezos’ Penis: ‘Small Potatoes’

NBC's "Saturday Night Live" tackled the alleged blackmail of Jeff Bezos by the National Enquirer.

A mock "Meet the Press" on "Saturday Night Live" zeroed in on the latest "new low in journalism" - Amazon CEO Jeff's Bezos' dick pic that almost appeared in The National Enquirer - and loved every salacious minute of it.

The opener started with a Meet the Press panel featuring Peggy Noonan (as played by Cecily Strong), Donna Brazile (Leslie Jones) and Eugene Robinson (Keenan Thompson).

"Excuse me?" Brazile asked in disbelief. "So Jeff Bezos' penis - what do you think it's going to look like?"

"As a journalist, this is not something I thought I would have to cover", Robinson said. "I'll make them into hilarious memes and I'll send them to all my friends", he said. "Like they say, if it's small and looks amusing, you better have the money, honey", SNL's Noonan said at one point.

Kilmarnock boss Clarke furious with Gerrard over Rangers gaffer's personal attack
After playing out a 0-0 draw, the two sides will meet again in ten days to find a victor . We will go and have a little chat, like I do with all the managers that come here.

While the journalists were serious, they were "naturally curious" about its appearance. Kenan hilariously asked, "Is he working with something the size of an Echo or is it more of a dot?"

"You're all highly respected journalists, so what do you think Jeff Bezo's penis looks like?"

The commentators were also disappointed in the headlines produced over the Bezos story, opting for some of their own, such as "Your Amazon package is on its way".

Intending to pivot to a discussion about Donald Trump's State of the Union, the conversation continued when Kate McKinnon came on as the secretary of commerce, Wilbur Ross, who had opinions about Bezos, too.

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