'SNL' Covers Mueller Report With Alec Baldwin's Trump

Alec Baldwin returned to play President Trump alongside Robert De Niro as Mueller.

In the segment, Mueller, played by actor Robert DeNiro, read a letter about his report while Attorney General William Barr, played by "SNL" cast member Aidy Bryant, and President Trump, played by actor Alec Baldwin, reacted to the findings.

As Mueller penned a carefully written report detailing the nuances of the investigation, Barr filtered the info into carefully worded pro-Trump propaganda, that Trump himself celebrated on Twitter with air horns and incoherence.

Bryant's Barr: "But I have, and my conclusion is Trump's clean as a whistle".

Both newsrooms were awarded a joint Pulitzer Prize in national reported past year "for deeply sourced, relentlessly reported coverage in the public interest that dramatically furthered the nation's understanding of Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election and its connections to the Trump campaign, the President-elect's transition team and his eventual administration".

Mueller said there will be few redactions, while Barr said there would be some redactions, while Trump said "complete blackout everything but "no" and 'collusion'".

Kate McKinnon returned as Trump's lawyer, Rudy Giuliani.

Trump assures that his victory is the only thing he will talk about for the next four years. But most furthered the narrative of collusion between the Trump team and Russian Federation.

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Mueller once again resumes his final statement on SNL, saying: 'As for conspiracy or collusion, there were several questionable instances involving the president's team but we can not prove a criminal connection'.

Mueller then says: 'However, we have indicted 40 individuals in connection with this probe'.

Bryant's Barr: "No collusion, no diggity".

Barr: 'Most of it provided on live television by the president himself'.

Trump: 'The pardons are already in the mail'. "Russia, if you're watching, go to bed".

At one point, for no particular reason, Baldwin's Trump sings lines from Smash Mouth's "All Star" with the lyrics changed from "I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed" to "I am the sharpest tool in the shed".

Later, McKinnon's Giuliani says, "I will take the firstborn child of every Democrat, unless they can guess my name is Rumpelstiltskin".

"All my mind games worked", the character exclaims. "If you want to know what my mind games were, you have to ask the family of goblins who live in my head and holds open my eyes".

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