April Fools

April Fools

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On the northwestern border of White Science, protesting has broken out among the scientists and mathematicians. Glaring beneath their goggles, the protesters cast aside their...

Earlier this week, the relationship between "The Hilltop Monitor" and President of the Student Senate, Zak Carroll, deteriorated even further. Tuesday, during a routine Student...

A joint effort by the William Jewell College biology and psychology departments is attempting to communicate with the recently enlightened tangle of hair from...

Today WikiLeaks released the traces left on "The Hilltop Monitor” website from previous Russian hacking attempts. Check out what they have uncovered below. :Ваш...

There has been a recent spotting this past week of Moaning Myrtle in the boys' bathrooms in Ely. The hallway on the boys' floor of...

One of the most universally dreaded experiences at William Jewell College is the Hill itself, Missouri’s largest mountain.  It’s a challenge few students dare...

As highly reliable History Channel documentaries often tell us, aliens are everywhere in today’s culture. While such thoughts are often shrugged off as mere...