April Fools

April Fools

As highly reliable History Channel documentaries often tell us, aliens are everywhere in today’s culture. While such thoughts are often shrugged off as mere...

Ely—once called the only place to BE-ly—has now been deemed unBElievably dangerous and unfit for housing students for the 2017-18 school year. This decision...

The Harriman Jewell Series, a so-called “Fine Arts Program” never supported the art of the people. Symphonies, ballet and opera are merely Bourgeois leisure,...

Following spring break I decided to interview one of the William Jewell College's most well known figures to attain insight into the innermost functions...

The Office of the Provost announced today that a 10-member interdisciplinary faculty panel has been assembled to investigate band director Dr. Langston Hemenway’s ties...

This year “The Hilltop Monitor” regrettably did not receive the Karl Marx Award for Excellence in Liberal Propaganda. The competition, literally every accredited publication...

Students and faculty alike were shocked to find out that William Jewell College is actually being run by the approximately six by two foot...

A new artist has emerged on campus whose identity is unknown. Their canvas is the whiteboard, and artworks can be seen in prominent spaces...

This year, William Jewell College celebrated a special occasion. The 2016-2017 school year marks the 17th anniversary of students pretending fraternity parties are enjoyable....